Where have you been all my life?


blackfemalepresident:

holywerd:

mauving:

Just so you know…

Police chief prolly passed a kidney stone after she said that. Mother fucker.

"im your state senator"
THEY. GASSED. THE. SENATOR.


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dulect:

have you even seen clothes that look good and then you try them on and it’s like no

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brownsugarsparkles:

commonslutt:

Turnin up

I can’t deal with this level of turnt!



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supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

(Source: wurnbo)

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pother:

I control your entire country, kids

(Source: marvobow)


ween1984:

banning media is the most extreme form of media censorship, which u white americans looooove to talk about in china and other countries. but it’s happening in one of ur own small towns…

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disembodiedangelfeet:

sometimes I realize there are people on my dash heavily burdened with horrible things

bad relationships

mental illnesses

dangerous situations

and I just desperately hope that you’ll be okay, you’ll find the strength to continue and do the right thing for yourself, you’ll make it through and be happy

all of you

(Source: castielscheesecake)

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onlylolgifs:

How Dogs React to Levitating Wiener


Via no french toast for u

fuck-yourstandards:

In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit

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humorking:

so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

(Source: humorking)

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Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.

– (via barbieandken)

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tries:

imanismith:

Yup I’m going to keep posting all this crime against our people! 

WHAT THE FUCK??????????????

(Source: buttaleather)


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jivets:

and-the-blackhearts:

these are the most beautiful places in this world.

Take me here.

(Source: supermandreaming)


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trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

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